NOFX - My Friends Lyrics

My friends
One fine day in the middle
of a conversation that I'd started
I find in time that he was no friend
and the reason he gets little doggy
is that he stole his girlfriend
and the thing that's scary
he feels no sorrow,
he said but we're still friends right?
What a f*ckin' liar,
Oh what a liar!!

You gotta have friends, that don't betray
Friends that don't lie, friends you can trust
Some steal your girlfriend, some steal your money
Laugh at it later, they think it's funny
My friends

When you need something to fall back on
Good Friends let you fall on them
I can count my friends on one hand
My friends are in the band
My friends