Ladies, gentlemen
From the creators of tremendous work, such as
It's my pleasure to present, The Vandalist
I sleep with one eye open, my shoes always on
Ladies, gentlemen, you really got me looking mad
I dream to be the joker, my smile is a scar
Ladies, gentlemen, you really got me looking mad (uh)
Oops, you cut me up like a Pac-Man (what?)
Back up, I come back like a Batman (Bat)
Mic check, I'm a scoop for the madman
Ladies and gentlemen, you got me lookin' mad
Oops, I forgot a line in your article (I)
Click on the clickbait, I go viral (I)
Coming up with the bots and the psychos
Ladies and gentlemen (you got me)
I'm only here for benefits
Yeah, all my friends are counterfeits
My bills are paid, I'm down for it
Just tell me who you want to hit
My hit list won't be getting long
As long as I can sing this song
I wrote you in just for the twist
I'm done, lock your door
(Ah-ha) coming like a Vandalist
(Ah-ha) they say, "You better handle this" (ah)
They don't want to know where all their Nike's are from (swish)
(Ah-ha) coming like a Vandalist
(Ah-ha) but they don't want a hand in this (ah)
They don't want to know where all the bodies have gone
Busta, busta, bust (whoa)
Oops, I'm in a critical mental (what?)
Pop-pop, I pop pills like a menthol (ment')
Jackpot, there's a price on my head now
So I sleep with one eye open
My heart is always broken (ah)
My shoes are always walking
I see them aiming, "Go for the pan shot"
I'm only here for benefits
Yeah, all my friends are counterfeits
My bills are paid, I'm down for it
Just tell me who you want to hit
My hit list won't be getting long
As long as I can sing this song
I wrote you in just for the twist
I'm done, lock your door
(Ah-ha) coming like a Vandalist
(Ah-ha) they say, "You better handle this" (ah)
They don't want to know where all their Nike's are from (la, la, la, swish)
(Ah-ha) coming like a Vandalist
(Ah-ha) but they don't want a hand in this (ah)
They don't want to know where all the bodies have gone (yeah)
From the creators of tremendous work, such as
It's my pleasure (the Vandalist) to present
Oops, you think you won, but I still made you sing along, huh, huh
Oops, you think you won, but I still made you sing along (the Vandalist)
Oops, you think you won, but I still made you sing along, ah (hey)
Oops, you think you won, but I still made you sing along, ha
Oops, you think you won, but I still made you sing along, oh
Oops, you think you won, but I still made you sing along, ah
Oops, you think you won, but I still made you sing along, ha
Pop-pop, pop-pop (Gog and Mogag)
Pop-pop, pop-pop (I'm done)
Pop-pop (I'm the Vandalist), pop-pop (I think I need a therapist)
Pop-pop (I think you better handle this), pop-pop
