Oi motherf*cker,
Get yo' motherf*ckin' hands off me motherfukin' police officer,
Ei you bullshit,
F*ck that shit man, I'm tired of you motherf*ckers getin us always getin bust on, motherf*cker, shit. Always tweakin man.
Just get in the motherf*ckin' cell and shut the f*ck up.
Shit man, I'm tired of you motherf*ckers always f*ckin with me all the time man, I'm tired of this shit man. I'm gonna call my bitch, she gonna come get me up out this motherf*cker, ei, what you smiling at in the corner nigger? Shut up and pass me a cigarette foo'. Man i'm tellin' you my bitch gona come get me up outta here.
[Phone Ring]
Hello?
Hello.
Leroy?
Bitch this ain't no motherf*ckin' Leroy, ei i'm in motherf*ckin' jail, you better come get me up outta here, it's me baby wassup!?
First of all I ain't yo' bitch, Second of all I ain't commin' to get you out of (ahh f*ck that ) motherf*ckin' nowhere, motherf*cker.
F*ck you.
F*ck you!
F*ck you.
Ai, to ai, you betta come pick me up from this motherf*cker, thas all I know. Ei ei what you talkin' bout phone check nigger, you betta wait your turn foo'. Ei come get me up outta here baby, thas all real. Ei, if you don't I just get my other bitch to come get me, f*ck it, I just drop you, f*ck it.
[Music]
Yo' wassup niggers and niggettes. If you ever have a problem like this don't call that broke ass nigger you got, and don't call that sorry bitch that don't give a f*ck about you anyways. What you need to do is call 1-900-2-Compton (well all right!).
1-900-2-Compton, thats 1-900-2-Compton. This show was sponsered by the niggers that don't give a f*ck.