OBN Dev - Scam Jesus Lyrics

[Intro]
OBN Dev

[Verse]
I copped me a piece now I'm finna go swipe
Ten bands on my jeans gotta keep me a pipe
Just scammed the whole family they asking to fight
Told bro I ain't get it till he send it twice
I'm loading Bitcoin while I click on the site
I got MSR that bitch reading and write
I made 20 bands off scamming the white
My Cashapp got banned from scamming all night
Load up Go Fund Me and make a fake page
You better go listen you finna get paid
Five bands in my pocket that's just in one day
I'm sitting at home while you work like a slave
Buy you a piece and go donate two hundred
And don't do it twice or you'll end up with nothing
When they ask for ID and just go give your cousins
Do not use your own cause you finna be running
Please don't be stupid and go buy a debit
If you tryna make money then go buy a credit
Once you buy you a card then go find you a method
Or play all my music I'm giving free lessons
Drive far and go buy you a pre-paid phone
Put a card in that shit and go send you a loan
Just throw it away before you make it home
Cause the feds gone be tracking all over that phone
You need a puncher, a reader, and writer
If you don't have that shit then you ain't a real swiper
If yo' internet slow then go buy you a fiber
If it's still running slow get a different provider
Punch you a card and go slide to the club
Dress like you got money don't look like a scrub
Walk up to the ATM pull out a dub
Then walk out that bitch like nothing was up
If you wanna go back then just go buy a wig
But don't be a goofy go change up the fit
Do this three times and you finna be lit
Your pockets was broke now you talking your shit
Don't use a computer without VPN
You forget that step and you go to the Pen
You get caught with one swipe and you facing all ten
But don't be afraid just stay out on ten
Can't go in store now you need you a runner
Somebody you trust not to blow all your cover
Y'all bout to be flexing on niggas this summer
Y'all bout to be balling on niggas No Jumper