I said I'm horny now
She's in her forty's, how?
She's got the boobs of a teen and I want her on my peen
Oh God
My dick on hard
And her kids drinkin' juice boxes out on the lawn
We f*ck 'til the crack of dawn
I don't even gotta put a condom on
'Cuz she's got three kids, what's one more?
I'm 'Boutta bust then head out the door
Let me cum all over your chi chi's
Want you to suck all of my pee-pee
I don't mean to be overreaching
But it's my cum that you'll be drinking
"I'm more interested in the DNA, ok? You are the father!"
I said I'm daddy now
I couldn't tell you how
I got a kid on the way and it could come any day
Oh God
This shit's so hard
I'm playing with my new kid out on the lawn
And he's up 'til the crack of dawn
I really should have f*ckin' put a condom on
'Cuz I really hate kids, so no more
'Boutta dip and head out the door
I am now a deadbeat father
'Cuz I left my kid with his mother
I went to the store to get Sham-Wow!
But I left and never go back now
"How come he don't want me, man?"