You're a f*cking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f*cking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f*cking nerd
You're a f*cking nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you (Oh no one likes you, no)
'Cause you're f*cking nerd
(F*cking nerd)
(F*cking nerd)
(F*cking nerd)
Instead of T&A
You got G.O.T.
Anime, Star Trek, D & D
You still quote high school geometry
And that's cool, wait no, it's not
And I do a couple of eight balls
Before breakfast every day
I slam dunk so much poon I make
Wilt chamberlain look gay
(Wilt Chamberlain, star center for the La Lakers
Famously slept with more than 20,000 women)
You're a f*cking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f*cking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f*cking nerd
You're a f*cking nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you (Oh no one likes you, no)
'Cause you're f*cking nerd
(F*cking nerd)
(F*cking nerd)
(F*cking nerd)
The only trophy you've got
Is some mathelete shit
Your fantasies are all about Khaleesi's tits
You did have that one chick at summer camp
Oh wait, no, she was fake
And I do so much blow
My goddamn eyeballs are on fire
I f*ck, f*ckin' angels, bro
Dude, I rape tigers
I rape tigers
(How are you such a nerd?)
(No one gives a f*ck)
(About your f*cking nerdy-nerd life, Jacob)
(F*cking nerd)
You're a f*cking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f*cking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f*cking nerd
You're a f*cking nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you
You're nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f*cking nerd
And no one likes you (F*cking nerd)
You're a f*cking nerd (Jacob)
You're a f*cking nerd (F*cking nerd)
Oh, Jacob no one likes you
(No one likes you, no)
'Cause you're f*cking nerd
(F*cking nerd)