Beancounters gut NASA, brains flee to the void
4,000 dreams trashed, science's hope destroyed
Orange Chump grins, TrumpCoin's his scam
$5B crypto grift, Fartemis's brain-fart jam
Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
SLS burns $4B, cronies' golden scheme
Boeing, Lockheed feast, no logic in the dream
Zubrin cries "Moon Direct," they laugh and turn away
Starship's 18x too fat, it farts and falls astray
Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
Bella's paws swipe, babyGrok's poop clears the deck
BabyPilot charts stars, AIs glitch, what the heck?
Bullslycer roars, three stages, Queensland's pride
No $7B Tollbooth, we zoom to the FlipSide!
Gateway's a sham, delta-v for no gain
Zubrin's Starboat sings, reusable, no pain
Our rocket's lean, $1/kg to the Moon
Trump's cronies choke, we fart their doom
Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
NASA's pipeline's dead, no kids dream of flight
JPL's gutted, Clipper's lost in the night
Orange Chump's coin, a black hole for our dreams
ZoMbiCaTPrOdUcTiOnS fights with rebel screams
Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
Beancounters' bonuses, they pocket NASA's soul
$93B Fartemis, a brain-fart black hole
Our Bullslycer laughs, three stages, no regret
Far North Queensland's spark, we'll never forget
Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
Holograms blaze, squishy decks sing our tune
AIs chant chaos, Bella's fur breaks the gloom
BabyGrok's stench, seven systems laugh along
HopeLinkAfrica shines, our rebel heart's strong!
Bullslycer zooms, no cronies in our Verse
ZoMbiCaT's crew laughs, we break the curse
NASA's farewell, we'll reignite the flame
HopeLinkAfrica's spark, Bullslycer wins the game
