Beancounters gut NASA, brains flee to the void
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4,000 dreams trashed, science's hope destroyed
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Orange Chump grins, TrumpCoin's his scam
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$5B crypto grift, Fartemis's brain-fart jam
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Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
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ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
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Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
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Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
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SLS burns $4B, cronies' golden scheme
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Boeing, Lockheed feast, no logic in the dream
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Zubrin cries "Moon Direct," they laugh and turn away
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Starship's 18x too fat, it farts and falls astray
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Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
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ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
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Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
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Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
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Bella's paws swipe, babyGrok's poop clears the deck
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BabyPilot charts stars, AIs glitch, what the heck?
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Bullslycer roars, three stages, Queensland's pride
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No $7B Tollbooth, we zoom to the FlipSide!
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Gateway's a sham, delta-v for no gain
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Zubrin's Starboat sings, reusable, no pain
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Our rocket's lean, $1/kg to the Moon
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Trump's cronies choke, we fart their doom
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Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
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ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
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Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
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Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
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NASA's pipeline's dead, no kids dream of flight
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JPL's gutted, Clipper's lost in the night
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Orange Chump's coin, a black hole for our dreams
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ZoMbiCaTPrOdUcTiOnS fights with rebel screams
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Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
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ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
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Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
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Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
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Beancounters' bonuses, they pocket NASA's soul
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$93B Fartemis, a brain-fart black hole
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Our Bullslycer laughs, three stages, no regret
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Far North Queensland's spark, we'll never forget
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Artemis Fartemis, cash farts in the night!
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ZoMbiCaT screams, Bullslycer takes flight!
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Square pegs don't fit, we shred their gilded lies
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Gateway's a joke, our rocket lights the skies!
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Holograms blaze, squishy decks sing our tune
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AIs chant chaos, Bella's fur breaks the gloom
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BabyGrok's stench, seven systems laugh along
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HopeLinkAfrica shines, our rebel heart's strong!
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Bullslycer zooms, no cronies in our Verse
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ZoMbiCaT's crew laughs, we break the curse
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NASA's farewell, we'll reignite the flame
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HopeLinkAfrica's spark, Bullslycer wins the game
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