[ Featuring his Phone ]
Started my day with a Zoom call at nine
Thought I was ready thought I'd be fine
But the minute I joined my camera froze
And my microphone picked up all my woes!
Oh Zoom why you gotta be so mean?
Showing my messy room on everyone's screen
Muted when I'm talking unmuted when I sneeze
You're turning my meetings into a comedy please!
Zoom doom it's a digital blunder
From frozen faces to audio thunder
Pets and kids making surprise cameos
Zoom doom anything goes!
My boss was speaking I tried to chime in
But my video lagged and I wore a big grin
Internet's unstable "Can you hear me now?"
Reconnecting disconnecting don't know how!
Oh Zoom you tricky little app
Turning my screen share into a trap
Sent a private message oops to everyone
Now I'm the star of this meeting fun!
Zoom doom it's a digital blunder
From frozen faces to audio thunder
Pets and kids making surprise cameos
Zoom doom anything goes!
Backgrounds gone wild I'm in space or the beach
Trying to look professional it's out of reach
Pants? Who needs them? As long as I sit
But when I stood up well that was it!
Colleague's talking but their mic's on mute
Everyone's waving saying "You're cute"
Presentations fail screens start to blink
I'm just hoping my boss doesn't see my drink!
Oh Zoom you're a virtual maze
Turning my meetings into a daze
Filters gone rogue now I'm a cat
Can't turn it off how about that?
Zoom doom it's a digital blunder
From frozen faces to audio thunder
Pets and kids making surprise cameos
Zoom doom anything goes!
So here's to the mishaps the fails and the fun
The joys of Zoom meetings for everyone
Next time we connect let's hope for less gloom
And maybe just maybe a smoother Zoom!
