Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Somewhere else, not here
You okay honey? (I'm afraid so)
They get any money?
No, had none to get, but they purloined my coat
Well you missed a sleeve, thanks
Hell, it's Christmas Eve
I'm Angel (Angel? Indeed)
And angel of the first degree
Friends call me Collins, Tom Collins, nice tree
Let's get a Band-Aid for your knee
I'll change, there's a 'Life Support' meeting at nine-thirty
Yes, this body provides a comfortable home
For the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
(As does mine)
Wow, we'll get along fine
Get you a coat, have a bite
And make a night, I'm flush
My friends are waiting
You're cute when you blush
The more the merry, ho, ho, ho
And I do not take 'no'
