Two Mike's Hards in and I already regret coming here
It doesn't help that no one is being sincere
But when Logan handcuffed me to you 'cause I'm sober
Maybe this would've been better if I liked beer
If I liked beer
I would be with your dogs, but Ben is passed out on them
Don't you think I would've figured that this sucks yet
I wish I had the guts to dance with Kaitlyn or Julia
It would be easy if they could pick a damn song
Pick a damn song