I wake up with a cough, a germ had gotten on me, and I couldn't get of off me. my mom would say to take some medicine right away so I did, real bad cough real bad cough I found a bottle in a drawer, I thought it was cough syrup but I couldn't have been more wrong, I drank it down and then I found, to my complete amazement, I swallowed some nitro, I swallowed some nitro; I swallowed some nitro, am I gonna die? I swallowed some nitro,I swallowed some nitro, where does a guy go when he swallows some nitro? How will I explain this to my mom? I'll have to call her and tell her I'm a human bomb and she will feed me baby food just like they did to Grampaw, just like Grampaw, just like Gramps. Oh well no more Taco Bell and smokin' cigarettes will probably get me blown to hell and if I go, I guarantee, my pop is goin' with me. I swallowed some nitro, I swallowed some nitro;I swallowed some nitro, am I gonna die? I swallowed some nitro,I swallowed some nitro, where does a guy go when he swallows some nitro?am I gonna explode?!