Panda Plate - Where's My Beef & Broccoli? Lyrics

Went to Panda Express, ready for a feast
Ordered beef and broccoli, a favorite of the East
But to my disappointment, they gave me just a tease
Not enough beef and broccoli, I'm not pleased (yeah-yeah)

I asked for extra portions, but they looked at me like I'm insane
They said, "Sorry, sir, we can't fulfill your beefy cravings"
But I won't back down, I won't rest till I'm satisfied
Gonna fight for my beef and broccoli, can't let it slide (oh-oh-oh)

Where's my beef and broccoli? I need more in my bowl
This tiny portion won't satisfy my soul (oh no)
Gonna stand up and demand, make my voice be heard
I won't leave until they give me what I deserve (yeah-yeah-yeah)

Because they didn't give enough on my panda plate,
I'm gonna go to my bank and gonna make them pay (yeah-yeah)
I'll have to charge back this transaction
This portion situation left me with dissatisfaction! (oh no no no)

Where's my beef and broccoli? I need more in my bowl
This tiny portion won't satisfy my soul (oh no)
Gonna stand up and demand, make my voice be heard
Charge back on my card maybe then they'll learn (yeah-yeah-yeah)

Where's my beef and broccoli?
Where's my beef and broccoli?
Where's my beef and broccoli?
Where's my beef and broccoli?