I've got a catalog of emotional scars
From a person who's a fiend
Don't know her problem but she sure lays it on
By being cruel like a beast
Now you've an interest for her, That's all fine and dandy
But let me tell you how she's not as sweet as candy
I'll give you warnings, give you warnings till you see
My neighbor, well she's
She's a mess but a queen, And a torture in between
Yet a ball of "what the f*ck"
She's a lesson quite unseen, A total bitch if you aren't keen
Have you saying "Damn girl you suck!"
And I wouldn't want to have your luck
Don't wanna be mean But stay away from room 216
Look at the signs painted over the walls
It's as clear as the day
She's got some baggage, oh the stories I could tell
In fact I'll write as a play
I ain't saying you should give up while you're standing
Just saying being with her can be quite demanding
I'll give you warnings, give you warnings till you see
She can be a little... eeee
She's a mess but a queen, And a torture in between
Yet a ball of "what the f*ck"
She's a lesson quite unseen, A total bitch if you aren't keen
Have you saying "Damn girl you suck!"
And I wouldn't want to have your luck
Don't wanna be mean But stay away from room 216
She's got this thing about her
She treats men like they're nothing but fodder
But I see right through her games
So best thing to avoid the pain
Just stick with me
And you will see
This girl you met
You'll soon forget
No regrets
No regrets
I've got a catalog of emotional scars
From a girl who broke my heart
She's a mess but a queen, And a torture in between
Yet a ball of "what the f*ck"
She's a lesson quite unseen, A total bitch if you aren't keen
Have you saying "Damn girl you suck!"
And i wouldn't want to have your luck
Fear the day you get love stuck
Have you saying "Goddamn, Shit, F*ck"
Never wanted to be mean
But stay away from room 216