Paul Hansen - Coffee Bean Apocalyptic Lyrics

Now friends here's a quote that's not from the sacred text
No, these words were taken from somewhere else
They are from Captain Coffee Beans flop house Spray painted on the walls of a dingy hallway
It reads as follows:
The shakes
Captain kicked it
Stir it up
All ye dipsticks
Although these words cryptic
Coffee Bean Apocalyptic
This junky poet prose esoteric and ominous may seem nebulous but let me make it clear for you it's our final act folks The Showdown
Yeeeehaaaa!! a hoedown
And this here little battle is going to take place at none other than Heisenbean's old al ma mater The Community College
So be it