No more tired wired hired and fired you know snowblind shit man
You Back? Oh ok then
As you could probably tell by now our hero Captain Coffee Bean under the duress of fighting Dr. Decaf and his sleep zombies not to mention Energy -X and bad guys in General has succumbed to the stress by tipping the bottle a bit. This might be the understatement of the century being that he makes Charles Bukowski look like a choir boy
Although Heisenbean and Captain work together they are always at each other's throat.
That's why Heisey come up with the Distresser Signal and the creation of The Hall of Jitter Juice Justice or J cubed for short
Heisenbean fixed it so when the robot The Kuer bent over, the Distresser Signal would shoot out from its mechanical ass summoning The Tard Squad to the Hall of Jitter Juice Justice and into action
Yes sir that Captain may be a bean but he sure is pickled
I mean this boy really shakes and bakes
But don't fret he still gets the job done
Don't worry because Matcha Man is there to pick up the slack
Oh that Matcha Man, his super power is to slow down real time after blowing green dust in your face
But truth be told he always falls back on his real superpower
Punching people in the crotch
A Tisket
A Tasket
He'll punch you
In the basket
Paul Hansen - Jitter Juice Justice Lyrics
Paul Hansen - Jitter Juice Justice Lyrics
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No more tired wired hired and fired you know snowblind shit man
You Back? Oh ok then
As you could probably tell by now our hero Captain Coffee Bean under the duress of fighting Dr. Decaf and his sleep zombies not to mention Energy -X and bad guys in General has succumbed to the stress by tipping the bottle a bit. This might be the understatement of the century being that he makes Charles Bukowski look like a choir boy
Although Heisenbean and Captain work together they are always at each other's throat.
That's why Heisey come up with the Distresser Signal and the creation of The Hall of Jitter Juice Justice or J cubed for short
Heisenbean fixed it so when the robot The Kuer bent over, the Distresser Signal would shoot out from its mechanical ass summoning The Tard Squad to the Hall of Jitter Juice Justice and into action
Yes sir that Captain may be a bean but he sure is pickled
I mean this boy really shakes and bakes
But don't fret he still gets the job done
Don't worry because Matcha Man is there to pick up the slack
Oh that Matcha Man, his super power is to slow down real time after blowing green dust in your face
But truth be told he always falls back on his real superpower
Punching people in the crotch
A Tisket
A Tasket
He'll punch you
In the basket
You Back? Oh ok then
As you could probably tell by now our hero Captain Coffee Bean under the duress of fighting Dr. Decaf and his sleep zombies not to mention Energy -X and bad guys in General has succumbed to the stress by tipping the bottle a bit. This might be the understatement of the century being that he makes Charles Bukowski look like a choir boy
Although Heisenbean and Captain work together they are always at each other's throat.
That's why Heisey come up with the Distresser Signal and the creation of The Hall of Jitter Juice Justice or J cubed for short
Heisenbean fixed it so when the robot The Kuer bent over, the Distresser Signal would shoot out from its mechanical ass summoning The Tard Squad to the Hall of Jitter Juice Justice and into action
Yes sir that Captain may be a bean but he sure is pickled
I mean this boy really shakes and bakes
But don't fret he still gets the job done
Don't worry because Matcha Man is there to pick up the slack
Oh that Matcha Man, his super power is to slow down real time after blowing green dust in your face
But truth be told he always falls back on his real superpower
Punching people in the crotch
A Tisket
A Tasket
He'll punch you
In the basket
Writer: Paul Hansen
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid