Paul Hansen - Sanest Man Lyrics

Squirrel in the road running
This way and that
Magician pulled an A-Bomb out of his hat
Wolf whistles from the
Lecherous cad
Even the sanest man
Goes mad
Wizard pole vault the Hotel Drake
Devil scuba diving in the fiery lake
Here's the chorus not the bridge
You gotta sing it for the kids
You gotta sing it for your fans
I'm pretty sure there's six of them
Close to the mark just like a slant rhythm
Tire peels off just like a cheese rind
Cartoon high jinx stepping on a rake
Bowl of candy God sees what you take
Straw man taken to the funeral home
Buried in a coffin made of styrofoam
Here's comes a treat the tasty chorus
A green oasis written for us
Soaking wet hung up to dry
Too much shit on Spotify
Top notch posh nosh watercress sandwich
Up from the cellar to assess the damage
Nippsy Russell hitting the gong
While Noon records my shitty song
Catatonic with nothing to say
A better tomorrow and a better day
Here's comes the chorus not the bridge
You gotta sing it for the kids
You gotta sing it for your fans
I'm pretty sure there's six of them
Don't despair I know you care
Here's the bridge It's only fair
We're on the bridge within my range
The cord progression slightly changed
Was that the bridge?
What kind of idiot puts a bridge at the end of a song