I woke up late, socks don't match,
Coffee pot's broke and I can't find my hat
Dom's barking, phone's on low,
I'm running around but I got nowhere to go
Truck won't start, the tires are flat, boss
Called twice, guess he's mad at that
Life's throwing curveballs, what can
I do, but laugh it off and just push on through
Cause life's throwing me everything, but the kitchen sink
But I won't let it pull me down, no matter what they think
I'll just keep on smiling, maybe for a drink
Yeah, life's throwing me everything, but the kitchen sink
Head to the store, need some groceries, bad.
Forgot my wallet, well ain't that sad
Gas lights flashing, tanks on heat, hope
I can make it back on fumes and a plea
Dinner is burnt, smoke alarms beeping loud, the neighbors all think
I'm burning down the house
But through it all, I'm still standing tall, cause the good life fixes it all
Cause life's throwing me everything, but the kitchen sink
But I won't let it pull me down, no matter what they think
I'll just keep on smiling, maybe for a drink
Yeah, life's throwing me everything, but the kitchen sink
Ain't no use in crying over spilled milk now
I'll roll with the punches, I'll figure it out somehow
When life gets crazy, just laugh till it's fine, grab a cold one and unwind
Cause life's throwing me everything, but the kitchen sink
But I won't let it pull me down, no matter what they think
I'll just keep on smiling, maybe for a drink
Yeah, life's throwing me everything, but the kitchen sink
Yeah, life's throwing me everything, but the kitchen sink
But I'm still here and that's something don't you think