I was down at Joe's just havin' a drink
Didn't plan for much just needed to think
A shot turned to two then three or four
Next thing I knew I was stumblin' out the door
I met a girl she was all smiles and fun
We started talkin' then things begun
She said "Let's do somethin' wild no lookin' back"
And with my whiskey brain I said "Let's hit the fast track!"
Oh whiskey wedding what have I done?
Woke up this mornin' with a ring and no fun
She said her name's Sally or maybe it's Sue
But I've got a wife now and I ain't got a clue
Oh whiskey wedding I'm in too deep
I went from shots to sayin' vows in my sleep
What the hell happened? Oh Lord I'm frettin'
All 'cause of that whiskey wedding
We stumbled down the street found a chapel bright
Elvis was there singin' "Love Me Tender" all night
We laughed we danced we said "I do"
Then hit the bar again yeah that's what we do
Next morning came my head was a mess
She showed me the ring I thought "Well I guess"
My whiskey mistake it hit me real fast
Turns out I married her but Lord will it last?
Oh whiskey wedding what have I done?
Woke up this mornin' with a ring and no fun
She said her name's Sally or maybe it's Sue
But I've got a wife now and I ain't got a clue
Oh whiskey wedding I'm in too deep
I went from shots to sayin' vows in my sleep
What the hell happened? Oh Lord I'm frettin'
All 'cause of that whiskey wedding
Now I'm sittin' here tryin' to recall
Was it love or just alcohol?
She's packin' her bags I'm breathin' a sigh
Guess whiskey weddings are kissin' goodbye
Oh whiskey wedding what have I done?
Woke up this mornin' with a ring and no fun
She said her name's Sally or maybe it's Sue
But I've got a wife now and I ain't got a clue
Oh whiskey wedding I'm in too deep
I went from shots to sayin' vows in my sleep
What the hell happened? Oh Lord I'm frettin'
All 'cause of that whiskey wedding