If you're feelin' stressed, grab some Tennessee
Smooth as honey, yeah, it's the remedy
It's good for talkin', makin' a scene
And great for singin' like you're Johnny Cash lean
When you're feelin' fancy, pour that Scotch
It'll make you wise like you've got a gold watch
Good for toastin', braggin' 'bout wealth
But if you ain't careful, you might lose yourself
Whiskey's got a job, and it does it well
Each type's got a story it's dyin' to tell
From bourbon to rye, they'll get you through
If you need a reason, there's a whiskey for you
Yeah, whiskey's got a job, oh, can't you see?
Whatever the night, there's a whiskey recipe
Bourbon's there when you're missin' your ex
It'll smooth your soul like a warm sweet text
Good for sittin' on a porch at dusk
Whisperin', "Darlin', I don't need luck"
Irish whiskey, that's for makin' friends
It'll turn a stranger to a buddy, man
Good for laughin', jokin' all night
Might even help you start a barroom fight
Whiskey's got a job, and it does it well
Each type's got a story it's dyin' to tell
From bourbon to rye, they'll get you through
If you need a reason, there's a whiskey for you
Yeah, whiskey's got a job, oh, can't you see?
Whatever the night, there's a whiskey recipe
If you're feelin' tough, take some rye
It's good for braggin', sayin', "I'm that guy"
But watch out, son, it's got a bite
You'll wake up wonderin' where you were last night
Whiskey's got a job, and it does it well
Each type's got a story it's dyin' to tell
From bourbon to rye, they'll get you through
If you need a reason, there's a whiskey for you
Yeah, whiskey's got a job, oh, can't you see?
Whatever the night, there's a whiskey recipe
So raise that glass, pick your style
Whiskey'll help you smile for a while
Each one's got a job, that's what they do
And if you've had too much... well, that's on you!