Back in tenth grade when I looked like a monkey
And I never thought a single soul would ever love me
I got my first buzz like a young bee
Then I had a little bit of fun with the munchies
While all y'all prayin' up to Jesus
I be layin' on my couch, eating Cheez-Its
But I ain't keepin' any secrets
I'm so sick, I don't know what the disease is
This Beavis and Butthead, I'm animated
Congratulations, I'm out of patience and levitatin'
And Heaven's waitin' for someone to reach this altitude
F*ck that, I'ma choose a different avenue
My lady's crazy, she told me I look like Patrick Swayze
I ain't complain', it's why I been gettin' action lately
In fact, she's greatly impactin' me when I'm actin' lazy
Of all the people that I know, only a fraction hate me
I got compassion mainly, and while the caption's hazy
I think I'm lackin' a ration of what would truly save me
So I just do it bravely and when I'm usin' daily
I don't give a single f*ck about my stupid safety