Emo Lumberjack
Emo Lumberjack
Choppin' down trees with tears
Preying on your ecological fears
Wants to go play out in the rain
But the hair dye's gonna stain his brain
Thinks that flannel's itchy
Or maybe he's just bitchy
Lock your door in your room
Cry in bed
Paint your nails
Grab your phone
Tweet your friends
Hashtag I wish that you were all dead
Chop
Emo Lumberjack
His skinny jeans is where it's at
He doesn't care what you think about that
Cause he's an Emo Lumberjack
Stop that autotune bullshit
Emo Lumberjack
Don't need no PPE
Fresh coat of nail polish is all he needs
Guy-liner for his eyes
Blocks UV rays from the skies
His friends all think he's weird
Cause he just can't seem to grow a beard
Lock your door in your room
Cry in bed
Paint your nails
Grab your phone
Tweet your friends
Hashtag I wish that you were all dead
Chop
Emo Lumberjack
His skinny jeans is where it's at
He doesn't care what you think about that
Cause he's an Emo Lumberjack
I said stop that autotune bullshit