I've got a new motor
She goes like a rocket
She's very reliable
Her key's in my pocket
She only had one owner
Who didn't like to drive
He thought that he'd outgrown her
He didn't know what was inside
She goes just like a dream
I feel like a crusader
She goes just like a dream
Turning into vapour
I've got a new counsellor
She's Little Jack Horner
She never does anything
Just nods in the corner
She said I needed uppers
To rid me of my guilt
But I prefer a cuppa
No sugar just milk
She goes just like a dream
With vinegar and brown paper
She goes just like a dream
Turning into vapour
My life's a drum that beats relentlessly
And dreams are where your heartbeat touches me
She goes just like a dream
I feel like a crusader
She goes just like a dream
Turning into vapour
I once had a girlfriend
She went like a rocket
I wanted to buy her heart
But she didn't stock it
I thought that I could save her
And teach her common sense
If only she'd been braver
Instead she sat on the fence
She goes just like a dream
I thought that I could shape her
She goes just like a dream
Turning into vapour
My life's a drum that beats relentlessly
And dreams are where your heartbeat touches me
She goes just like a dream
I thought that I could shape her
She goes just like a dream
Turning into vapour
Turning into vapour
Turning into vapour
Turning into vapour