There's a lull in the floor when I'm pulling the door
I walk up to the bulletin board that's full of reports
Upon scanning the names I'm planning my game
With long pants on my frame I'm standing with shame
I guess I'm being charged with a misdemeanor and I wonder if it's hard to get this all clean
Walk up through the arches to get through the screener
I say "thank you" to the guard and I grab my keys
Take a seat on the bench
Heavy breathing has commenced feeling queasy and tense
I got a guy for representing at my speeding defense
I thought my preparation would've pleased the event
I brought a flyer that's addressing that we need a suspension
Oh God, I am a liar, it's a letter my friend
Per the desire of my lawyer cause he couldn't attend
Sincerely esquire what he put at the end
Hey Dan, it's your lawyer
I'm busy on your court date so we will have to get it moved
But don't worry it won't be too drastic
Where should I be?
I'm thrilled you asked it
Get there 'round three that'd be fantastic
What do I plea?
Not guilty
That's it? When should I leave?
When the hearing passes
Don't worry bout the backflips man
How did this all happen?
Was spinning fresh tires and a brand new wiper to clean
Feeling blessed, wired, oh I was as hype as can be
Began to admire all the land and sights and the breeze
Then the red sirens flashed, he was sniping my speed
Had the lights on my sleeve, had to cycle and weave
So I idled the beast, got my vitals retrieved
Might've been sweet if my title wasn't too creased to be readed
Three weeks passed since I squeezed the gas
I think I learned my lesson since I seen the dash
Yearning for a blessing
Squirming and I'm stressing
Concerned to answer questions judging team may have
One by one folks are tumbling in
I'm getting humbled by the bulk as all the mumbles begin
They all grumble 'bout the jumble they've been stumbling in
And the tunnel that the hulk had gave their summoning in
Ooh that man dead
You get canned?
Yeah
Who's he think he is? I ain't ran a damn red
The deputy is checking and it's threatening
She lets out a "yep lets step on in"
She's beckoning, we follow
To our questioning, congested through the hollow
Corridors, aura's poor, but adored that I see
The judge is hearing people but his orders to leave it's like
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
Can the next gentleman please come to the front?
Walk up to the stand and I step to the station
Say "Daniel P Feldman" 'cause I'm next in rotation
Can you go ahead and spell it as I check your citation?
Hand the deputy your letter of representation
F E L D M A N
And that's F as in Frank, not spelling again
All the stress and the angst expelling prevented me
From blessing this man and embellishing grins
The officer has fixed to give you reckless driving
Says you're going sixty-one up in a thirty-five
With sleek hands I'm not proud I'm squirmy
Mr. Feldman you don't have to speak without your attorney
Excuse me your honor, don't dispute my motion
But this young man looking smooth as lotion
In my notes it's been wrote in that he's proved devotion
And already finished both of the schools you've chosen
Hey officer, when you stopped the kid
Was he awful or was he cooperative?
My docket's split, hold on wait, I got my list
Your honor he was calmer than a frosty mist
To call him awful or a problem is preposterous
He's not a bother like a father to a foster kid
And honestly we probably should go and squash this shit
Just have him deposit court costs
That's it Mr Feldman can you tell us how you'd like to plea
Their selling got me dwelling, do I fight or leave?
You know I'm jealous of the fellas who got nice relief
I might deceive my right with a bright yippee
I gotta breathe and keep it tight I'm like a nice hippie
Or the grief will give me fright and bite a ripe hickey
It's quite tricky despite the advice received
I pipe up at the mic and I release my plea
Had a feeling that I had to make erase existence
I had to ponder every little piece of context
I really wouldn't hate to get this case dismissed so
Your honor you can scribble that I plea no contest
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There's a lull in the floor when I'm pulling the door
I walk up to the bulletin board that's full of reports
Upon scanning the names I'm planning my game
With long pants on my frame I'm standing with shame
I guess I'm being charged with a misdemeanor and I wonder if it's hard to get this all clean
Walk up through the arches to get through the screener
I say "thank you" to the guard and I grab my keys
Take a seat on the bench
Heavy breathing has commenced feeling queasy and tense
I got a guy for representing at my speeding defense
I thought my preparation would've pleased the event
I brought a flyer that's addressing that we need a suspension
Oh God, I am a liar, it's a letter my friend
Per the desire of my lawyer cause he couldn't attend
Sincerely esquire what he put at the end
Hey Dan, it's your lawyer
I'm busy on your court date so we will have to get it moved
But don't worry it won't be too drastic
Where should I be?
I'm thrilled you asked it
Get there 'round three that'd be fantastic
What do I plea?
Not guilty
That's it? When should I leave?
When the hearing passes
Don't worry bout the backflips man
How did this all happen?
Was spinning fresh tires and a brand new wiper to clean
Feeling blessed, wired, oh I was as hype as can be
Began to admire all the land and sights and the breeze
Then the red sirens flashed, he was sniping my speed
Had the lights on my sleeve, had to cycle and weave
So I idled the beast, got my vitals retrieved
Might've been sweet if my title wasn't too creased to be readed
Three weeks passed since I squeezed the gas
I think I learned my lesson since I seen the dash
Yearning for a blessing
Squirming and I'm stressing
Concerned to answer questions judging team may have
One by one folks are tumbling in
I'm getting humbled by the bulk as all the mumbles begin
They all grumble 'bout the jumble they've been stumbling in
And the tunnel that the hulk had gave their summoning in
Ooh that man dead
You get canned?
Yeah
Who's he think he is? I ain't ran a damn red
The deputy is checking and it's threatening
She lets out a "yep lets step on in"
She's beckoning, we follow
To our questioning, congested through the hollow
Corridors, aura's poor, but adored that I see
The judge is hearing people but his orders to leave it's like
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
Can the next gentleman please come to the front?
Walk up to the stand and I step to the station
Say "Daniel P Feldman" 'cause I'm next in rotation
Can you go ahead and spell it as I check your citation?
Hand the deputy your letter of representation
F E L D M A N
And that's F as in Frank, not spelling again
All the stress and the angst expelling prevented me
From blessing this man and embellishing grins
The officer has fixed to give you reckless driving
Says you're going sixty-one up in a thirty-five
With sleek hands I'm not proud I'm squirmy
Mr. Feldman you don't have to speak without your attorney
Excuse me your honor, don't dispute my motion
But this young man looking smooth as lotion
In my notes it's been wrote in that he's proved devotion
And already finished both of the schools you've chosen
Hey officer, when you stopped the kid
Was he awful or was he cooperative?
My docket's split, hold on wait, I got my list
Your honor he was calmer than a frosty mist
To call him awful or a problem is preposterous
He's not a bother like a father to a foster kid
And honestly we probably should go and squash this shit
Just have him deposit court costs
That's it Mr Feldman can you tell us how you'd like to plea
Their selling got me dwelling, do I fight or leave?
You know I'm jealous of the fellas who got nice relief
I might deceive my right with a bright yippee
I gotta breathe and keep it tight I'm like a nice hippie
Or the grief will give me fright and bite a ripe hickey
It's quite tricky despite the advice received
I pipe up at the mic and I release my plea
Had a feeling that I had to make erase existence
I had to ponder every little piece of context
I really wouldn't hate to get this case dismissed so
Your honor you can scribble that I plea no contest
I walk up to the bulletin board that's full of reports
Upon scanning the names I'm planning my game
With long pants on my frame I'm standing with shame
I guess I'm being charged with a misdemeanor and I wonder if it's hard to get this all clean
Walk up through the arches to get through the screener
I say "thank you" to the guard and I grab my keys
Take a seat on the bench
Heavy breathing has commenced feeling queasy and tense
I got a guy for representing at my speeding defense
I thought my preparation would've pleased the event
I brought a flyer that's addressing that we need a suspension
Oh God, I am a liar, it's a letter my friend
Per the desire of my lawyer cause he couldn't attend
Sincerely esquire what he put at the end
Hey Dan, it's your lawyer
I'm busy on your court date so we will have to get it moved
But don't worry it won't be too drastic
Where should I be?
I'm thrilled you asked it
Get there 'round three that'd be fantastic
What do I plea?
Not guilty
That's it? When should I leave?
When the hearing passes
Don't worry bout the backflips man
How did this all happen?
Was spinning fresh tires and a brand new wiper to clean
Feeling blessed, wired, oh I was as hype as can be
Began to admire all the land and sights and the breeze
Then the red sirens flashed, he was sniping my speed
Had the lights on my sleeve, had to cycle and weave
So I idled the beast, got my vitals retrieved
Might've been sweet if my title wasn't too creased to be readed
Three weeks passed since I squeezed the gas
I think I learned my lesson since I seen the dash
Yearning for a blessing
Squirming and I'm stressing
Concerned to answer questions judging team may have
One by one folks are tumbling in
I'm getting humbled by the bulk as all the mumbles begin
They all grumble 'bout the jumble they've been stumbling in
And the tunnel that the hulk had gave their summoning in
Ooh that man dead
You get canned?
Yeah
Who's he think he is? I ain't ran a damn red
The deputy is checking and it's threatening
She lets out a "yep lets step on in"
She's beckoning, we follow
To our questioning, congested through the hollow
Corridors, aura's poor, but adored that I see
The judge is hearing people but his orders to leave it's like
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
No contest
Dismissed
How do you plea?
Can the next gentleman please come to the front?
Walk up to the stand and I step to the station
Say "Daniel P Feldman" 'cause I'm next in rotation
Can you go ahead and spell it as I check your citation?
Hand the deputy your letter of representation
F E L D M A N
And that's F as in Frank, not spelling again
All the stress and the angst expelling prevented me
From blessing this man and embellishing grins
The officer has fixed to give you reckless driving
Says you're going sixty-one up in a thirty-five
With sleek hands I'm not proud I'm squirmy
Mr. Feldman you don't have to speak without your attorney
Excuse me your honor, don't dispute my motion
But this young man looking smooth as lotion
In my notes it's been wrote in that he's proved devotion
And already finished both of the schools you've chosen
Hey officer, when you stopped the kid
Was he awful or was he cooperative?
My docket's split, hold on wait, I got my list
Your honor he was calmer than a frosty mist
To call him awful or a problem is preposterous
He's not a bother like a father to a foster kid
And honestly we probably should go and squash this shit
Just have him deposit court costs
That's it Mr Feldman can you tell us how you'd like to plea
Their selling got me dwelling, do I fight or leave?
You know I'm jealous of the fellas who got nice relief
I might deceive my right with a bright yippee
I gotta breathe and keep it tight I'm like a nice hippie
Or the grief will give me fright and bite a ripe hickey
It's quite tricky despite the advice received
I pipe up at the mic and I release my plea
Had a feeling that I had to make erase existence
I had to ponder every little piece of context
I really wouldn't hate to get this case dismissed so
Your honor you can scribble that I plea no contest
Writer: Daniel Feldman
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid