Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
He's a furry little flatfoot, that will never flinch from afraid!
He's got more than just mad skills,
he's got a beaver tail and a bill!
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
(Platypus Noises)
He's Perry!
Perry The Platypus! (You can call him Agent P)
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P)
Agent P!