We're stuck in the mud
And we can't get the car out
We're stuck in the mud
Twenty people pushing but
We can't get the tires to grip on the backroads
In a hick town going down
Another f*cked up EFS road trip
Now we're in a hotel
Watching country music TV
Now we're in a hotel
Twenty people sleeping on top of me
We're stuck in Chowchilla
Tow truck won't tow the car
We're stuck in Chowchilla
Hicks used a crowbar
To pry open the trunk
They took sluggo's shoes and all my junk
They stole our money, stole our beer
And that's why we're still here
We're stuck in the mud
In the Central Valley Sunday
We're stuck in the mud
And it's my birthday