Planet Lank - Micro-Penis, Pt. 1 Lyrics

I've got a micro-penis, I've got a tiny cock
And whenever anyone sees it, they laugh and gasp in shock

I was born with the same condition, it's quite a rare affliction
Boys you don't have to be ashamed, our penises are all the same

I got a micro-penis, yeah its not great
I got a micro-penis, I can't even masturbate
I got a micro-penis, you probably can't relate
I got a micro-penis, I'll never get laid

I have such a tiny wiener, can't look myself in the mirror
At the urinal, they pulled out their giant schlongs, I kept mine in my pants cos it's just an inch long

I wear kids underwear but its still too big, these kid dicks must be massive
But no, the sad truth is that mine is smaller than an infants

Got nudes from a girl so I replied with a dick pic
She laughed and told her friends about my pin dick

I got a micro-penis, yeah it's not great
I got a micro-penis, I can't even masturbate
I got a micro-penis, you probably can't relate
I got a micro-penis, I'll never get laid

You don't know what it's like to live this life
Yes I do, there's plenty like you
I feel like a fool when I'm stroking my tool
It's minuscule, I get ridiculed

I got a micro-penis, yeah it's not great
I got a micro-penis, I can't even masturbate
I got a micro-penis, you probably can't relate
I got a micro-penis, I'll never get laid