[ Featuring Proper ]
You couldn't give me a lesson in long distance spitting!
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can! Yes, I can (can can can)
Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am, yes I am
(No, not!)
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can shoot a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? So can a rat
Any note you can reach I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
(Yes, I can)
Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents
Forty cents
Thirty cents
Twenty cents
Nah, you can't
Yes, I can! Yes, I can (can can can)
Anything you can say I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without being caught?
Sure
That's what I thought (you crook!)
Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't -- Yes, you can!
