I loved her a girl
Who had a scar in the shape of the United States
She said it was an accident from a past life
Her north was always right
Her south was always wrong
To stop the fighting, I sewed a flag for both sides
We talked about moving to a Florida
We'd get suntans and grow muscles
Our anger would be beautiful
We'd make up lies about Canada
We'd drive pickup trucks and do talk radio
Our hate would be adorable
We'll die with bloated bodies, we'll leave our children with the mess