[Maynard:]
F*cked Dolly Parton
F*cked Loretta Lynn
F*cked Barbara Mandrell
And f*cked all of her kin
I've f*cked Danny Pearl
I f*cked Elvis Presley's little girl
I f*cked the Judds
[Paz:] You f*cked the Judds?
[Maynard:] Hell yeah!
My c*ntry boner, it won't go down
[Maynard & Paz:]
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry boner, it won't go down
[Chorus]
[Paz:]
I f*cked Willie Nelson
I f*cked him deep inside
I f*cked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I f*cked Dwight Yoakum
[Maynard:] Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
[Paz:] I f*cked the Judds!
[Maynard:] You f*cked the Judds?
Group... sex [x3]
Our c*ntry boners, they won't go down
F*cked Alabama
F*cked the Oak Ridge Boys
F*cked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I f*cked the cast of Hee-Haw
I f*cked Glen Campbell, f*cked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I f*cked his big white ass
I can't help it....
[Chorus]