Acting like you care about
some stupid f*cking cow
You f*cking vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn't matter anyhow
You f*cking vegan
You're a stupid f*cking, stupid f*cking
stupid f*cking, stupid f*cking vegan
You're a stupid f*cking, stupid f*cking
stupid f*cking, stupid f*cking vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid f*cking vegan
You always pray to Jah when you smoke
your f*cking pot - you f*cking vegan
You like the Grateful Dead
and think they're f*cking hot
You f*cking vegan
[Bridge]
[Chorus (sort of like bridge)]
[Guitar solo (sort of for Gino)]
Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
You f*cking vegan
I really hate your guts
'cause you're just a f*cking bore
You f*cking vegan
[Bridge]
[Chorus]