All of these crazy hypotheticals
What will you do when they come to life
Pathetic the lies you tell to yourself
A party for Christmas, Really what f*cking else
Stalin, Starmer, Boris and Putin
Sitting at the round table; computing
What will they do when the world goes to shit
Chuck us in the doghouse for a little bit
What will you do when you are called out
Resign from your throne, or stand up and shout
The people in charge are rich beyond care
Thousands of pounds for one lousy chair
Stalin, Starmer, Boris and Putin
Sitting at the round table; computing
What will they do when the world goes to shit
Chuck us in the doghouse for a little bit
An asteroid headed straight for earth
A break in the coffin that encases Chernobyl
Close your eyes you don't know what its worth
Your local government ain't so local
Stalin, Starmer, Boris and Putin
Sitting at the round table; computing
What will they do when the world goes to shit
Chuck us in the doghouse for a little bit
Stalin, Starmer, Boris and Putin
Sitting at the round table; computing
What will they do when the world goes to shit
Chuck us in the doghouse for a little bit
Chuck us in the doghouse for a little bit