Now it's Christmas Eve and I'm tired of working
For certain
Sitting all day and my bum is hurting
But at 5 o'clock ol' pop closes the shop
To put up the tree
And the angel on top
A Christmas here at Fizzy's is the best. It's
Beyond impressive
It's festive
It's indigestive
Find a pretty girl and you can ask her for the next jig
Ale and the waltzing I can get a little restless
It's a little bit of jingle
A little bit of mingle
At this holiday party I'm akin to Kris Kringle
Forgive me, name's Fizzy I'm the host of this function
Every Christmas Eve we take reprieve from number crunching
Heavy pours in the punch and
Hors d'oeuvres for the munching
Guarantee nobody's ever served a better luncheon
Pretty good crew. (True)
This group of derelicts
So I throw a little something and put some in their checks
And aside from pretty ladies who uncover their necks (Yes)
There's only one thing that want to digest
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Going crazy craving the raisins in
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
If you're new to it
We'll tell ya how to do it
Mix up the fruit
Into the beef suet
Cover it with brandy.
That would be dandy
Frozen apricots that taste like candy
When a bite gets bitten
A tooth starts chipping
It's your lucky day
That means somebody was smitten
Fee Fi Fo Fum! Here I come (Yum)
Tastes so good I even lick at the crumb
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Currently consuming the currants in
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Plum pudding
Merry Christmas!
And I didn't even bring the egg now out yet