The Rear Admirals - Everybody's Fucking My Princess Lyrics

Everybody's f*cking my princess
A fact she doesn't try to hide
I'm searching outside the box for ways to move on
But it's her box I want to be inside

I'll play her this song if I see her
She'll give me a sad, pretty smile
Everybody's f*cking my princess
And it's going to stay that way for a while

Someone else is pulling those pigtails
I'd be happy if it just didn't hurt
I'm glad she's getting what she wants, but
I wish I was giving it to her

She's in someone else's car now
Someone else has taken my place
Everybody's f*cking my princess
But her throne is on my face

I hope they take her out to breakfast
I hope they eat her for lunch
I hope in another year or so, I won't miss my baby too much
I hope in another year or so, I don't miss my princess so much