The Rear Admirals - Pessimistically Yours Lyrics

I don't want to part with you
I want to go far with you
I want to have sex in the back of my car with you

It's always been true
That your apple shampoo
Always made me really really want to f*ck you

And I will feel the same because we'll never be together
Pessimistically yours forever

I only scare you
I only want to care for you
I'd fight off an army of f*cking bears for you

And when I'm walking with you
And I start talking to you
I'm inclined to think you think I'm still stalking you

And I will feel the same because we'll never be together
Pessimistically yours forever

Oh, but I belong to you
And I'll do anything you want me to
Because you first gave me happiness when I saw you on the beach in a summer's dress and thought
"My God, she's grown since Term 2"

So raise a glass to me
Even though it's half-empty
And the first step towards dependency

Too many of my kind
Always awake at night
Wondering "What if, what if, what if, what if things just went right?"

But things will not go right because we'll never be together
Pessimistically yours forever