I get my inspiration from O.D.B
M.E.T.H.O.D, M.A.N
A chunky motherf*cker named Biggie
And a slim white brer called Em
Made me a wizard with the pen
I'm a skinny fat hypochondriac, self-diagnosed
Ignoring that, it's a fact
That you lack stats necessary to battle with me
Like you're a low level character
In an MMORPG, it'll take, your whole party
To just scratch me
Better duck, the truncheon's comin' you're
Outta luck fleeing dungeons i'm in
I'm gunnin
Aiming for a top-end category
Consider attacking me and your loss will be mandatory
My hair's copper like a motherboard's anatomy
And I don't stop running i'm a duracell battery
My room, your bitch, it's simple mathematics
One plus one plus these hips equals sweet magic
I'm erratic, borderline aquatic
SCUBA diving addict with a habit to flow ill-matic
Grimy git clmbing out of his pit
Making shit lit spittin wit lickety split
Is the very first thing on my list imma do
If you don't know who I am
Let me introduce you
Red Sea goes
Too hard when he jumps on a track
Red Sea's flow
Makes the middle class mums throw it back
Red Sea knows
What the other MCs straight lack
Red Sea, tell me where it's at
Slicked back like a pimp of the same name
Blue veined, i'm putting royals to shame
I'm feelin regal
Slender like Spike Spiegel
Nose kinda aquiline, looking like an eagle
That explains why people acted rude
When I was younger I looked weirder than most dudes
Teeth bucked, trousers high with the shirt tucked
Bowl cut hair blazing red like a fire truck
He's so goofy, hyuck hyuck
With a face like that he ain't gettin no pussy
All them shots let them pass right through me
Cos my skin's thicker than my ex girl's booty
She's a cutie and she pulled my trigger
Cos she's got that figure from triple-X movies
The great big boobies and nice thick lips
And when she wines her hips the woman's working for tips
Hey
I'm thankful for the voodoo that she do
Cos when I die the grave will read Death by Snu Snu
Lying in a casket with a cast on my nether regions
Grin on my face for very obvious reasons
I ain't the kind of guy to let no girl down
I end up resurrecting, getting ready for the second round
It's true I dig her sex appeal, but I sound like Ian Beale
Cos i've got nothing left
Red Sea goes
Too hard when he jumps on a track
Red Sea's flow
Makes the middle class mums throw it back
Red Sea knows
What the other MCs straight lack
Red Sea, tell me where it's at
Ain't six foot, more like five nine
Give or take a few based on footwear at the time
But this helps make my confidence bigger
Cos four inches sure looks smaller on a tall figure
You could say for a guy my age
I sit in my room all day, playing far too many video games
Blazblue, Granblue, to name a few
Sippin' tea watching cartoons on YouTube
If someone catches me on Tekken
I'll wreck em
It just takes a second, to bend em like Beckham
When I hit em real swift with the Wind God Fist
You'll find a fine red mist, will define the gist
Of the metric
Set by the eclectic, electric sceptic
So ill that i'm making ya septic
I'm hectic
If you're tryna throw, I teched it
Got bars like I bottled up flow and necked it
See stars like I had a solar flare injected
In the brain when I went and had my mind corrected
Insane is the word I find best reflected
The state of the folks who my rhymes infected
I apologise, I gotta adjust
Cos I wanna be recognised outside of open disgust
It's just my control i'm unable to trust
I tend to spit so hot the mic combusts
JESUS CHRIST
Red Sea goes
Too hard when he jumps on a track
Red Sea's flow
Makes the middle class mums throw it back
Red Sea knows
What the other MCs straight lack
Red Sea, tell me where it's at
Let me tell you a little somethin bout me
Tell me where it's at
My hair's bright orange and I sunburn easily
Tell me where it's at
Never thought i'd make it in the rap game
But here I am making my first EP
Hopin you guys all enjoy, for the next showing
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell tell tell, tell me where it's at