I once met a man who was stuck in a trap
Said it was set for my leg so I stood and I laughed
I read somewhere that laughter is the best form of medicine
So when he asked me for help I told him a joke
And then I made silly faces 'cause his ankle was broke
I couldn't help, but giggle. I guess you'd say I wasn't a gentleman
So we danced around the point, but I already knew
That he couldn't do the tango and I couldn't play the blues
His mama always called him dear now he'll be someone's venison
Oh! Benjamin
You can't do the two-step when one of them is stuck in a bear trap
Oh! Benjamin
There never really was a beat til Allen vacuum-packed Kerouac
Bring it back
I used to know a girl who was stuck in a rut
Said it was all to make me jealous til she ran out of luck
I couldn't empathize, but you know I felt a good deal of sympathy
So I begged her for her love to find the roles had reversed
And then she gave me a shove to find our love'd been perverse
Is never ever better than late? I guess I had an epiphany
Oh! Tiffany
You can't do the two-step when one of them is stuck in a bear trap
Oh! Tiffany
There never really was a beat til Allen vacuum-packed Kerouac
Bring it back
