I took a trip to the great green room
Makes me wonder why I even write the words
I'm a man who likes to jam
Got bandits in my band
I wrote the first few, and we stole the rest
That bandit band
Stealing hits and robbing time like only bandits can
Got the money in our hands
Pocket full of changes
Robbed the plastic band
Caught 'em stealin glass
Bandits on the run
Chasing stories of the past
It's time to hit the Rhodes