[ Featuring the Fighters ]
(Reverse thrusters online, decelerating)
Welcome, Captain, it's so good to meet you
We're descendants of your original crew
Won't you join us as a most distinguished guest
The best seating as we complete you request
(Cryotubes defrost initializing)
Soon we'll pull your friends out of the deep freeze
They'll be good for genetic diversity
And a labor class to help us build our new home
So the robots won't have to do it alone
What is this coup d'état
I am captain-select of Earth
Relinquish the reigns to me
And have your coworkers disperse
And we'll get this show on the road
(Habitation module deployed and ready)
I like your quaint, anachronistic language
Our whole culture, well, we must seem pretty strange
To see 1000 years leap ahead in one day
But you're a caveman if I may be so rude to say
(T-minus 5 minutes. Prepare for landing)
Now be quiet, the adults are busy
Building terraforms, farms, and cities
That your children may call home one day
If you just wise up and just do what we say
Welcome now ladies and gentlemen
To your new home the city of the future
1000 years and a billion miles from
That small pale blue dot up in the sky
Let's get this show on the road