[ Featuring the Fighters ]
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I'm hunting for a magic artifact
Guarded by wolves and bears
Cats, bats, rats, velociraptors
And Atlantean heirs
You'll tune in to watch me climb and jump and flaunt my polygons
Somehow when they kill the bugs the magic will be gone
Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK
Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play
The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway
Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day
Now the same folks who hired me
Also want me dead
So they pay some random guy
To shoot me in the head
But all good archaeologists are packing heat these days
I've got the department head blasting Old Ones away
Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK
Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play
The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway
Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day
Now we're photo-realistic
It doesn't feel the same
Our jumping-puzzle-platformers
Are sensible and tame
Sometimes when I feel the strain of being an adult
I fire up the old DOSBox and battle the occult
Tomb Raider, you're ridiculous, but it's still OK
Sensible plot and working physics are not why we play
The whole thing was kind of a mess; enjoyed it anyway
Pretty girl fighting a t-rex? I'll buy that any day
