Retired Veteran Rapper - About my Spouse (@RVR.EAA Release) Lyrics

When I'm at a gun-show she's blowing up my cell phone
I hid the receipts, all my purchases are well known
Annoyance in her voice leaking into my headphones
When my wife says Go Home I respond with a Hell No
Hypocritical when she shopping at Walmart, Marshall's then Target Oriental markets
Getting home at dark Yeah I can hear her van arrive when she parked it
Then our two dogs barking
I smell fried chicken dark meat (Bojangles)
My son left a lot of crumbs in his car seat
Prescription medication is messing with my heartbeat
But If I'm drunk and drowsy I won't drive, you can have my car keys
I remember in college, when I took my ASVAB with the Army
Couldn't be a mechanic, my scores was too low (POG)
Multiple choices, I was bored, I just chose
Yeah but did you join the Army No
Got a Spouse Rah
Got my Son Uh huh
Got my Dogs they bark
Got a house I got a spouse
Got two Cars Auto Bills
I got a Big Heart Which Part
Chesspnoi
Got a Spouse Rah
Got my Son Uh huh
Got my Dogs they bark
Got a house I got a spouse
Got two Cars Auto Bills
I got a Big Heart-and my pills
Chesspnoi
We go to Sam's Club more than we make love
She wanted In and Out I said I wasn't in the mood
Changing her mind said she wanted Five Guys then I stopped driving in my
Ride and then I said ew
Stupid mind, I just wanted Cajun fries, why sex on your mind all the time, are you on Viagra
Don't you realize being a wife and mom is hard
Yeah, I also know married woman sound different the way fart
Regardless, we need to afford the mortgage and the cars
And no my mind is not always on sexual intercourse
Astrology says it was all written in the stars
Like women stating that men don't really do their part
Oblivious how get our budget for the supermarket
How we pay the bills to take-out the residential garbage
Nagging about the pet stains on the carpet
I forgot to take medication, so please don't try to start Sh
Got a Spouse Rah
Got my Son Yup
Got my Dogs Right
Got a house Mhm Mhm
Got two Cars
I got a Big Heart Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm
Chesspnoi
Got a Spouse Rah
Got my Son Yup
Got my Dogs Right
Got a house Mhm Mhm
Got two Cars
I got a Big Heart Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm Mhm
Chesspnoi
I got a Spouse check
Got my Son check
Got my dogs check
Got my House check
Got my Cars check
Got my heart check
I'm Alert: alert
I'm tired of being tired, my wife says I'm retarded
Tired of not being admired by the one that I admire
Can't wait to retire and live with veteran entitlements
This is what I think of when I think of post retirement
She says she don't trust me; we still together, means she ain't tired yet
But marriage says you have to give up on things what the prices said
But she start arguments on household appliances
She audits my spending priorities and my finances
Reminds me, that I'm narrow minded because I burnt my hand during a
Debate while I was ironing
Got a Spouse Rah
Got my Son Uh huh
Got my Dogs they bark
Got a house I got a spouse
Got two Cars Auto Bills
I got a Big Heart Which Part
Chesspnoi
Got a Spouse Rah
Got my Son Uh huh
Got my Dogs they bark
Got a house I got a spouse
Got two Cars Auto Bills
I got a Big Heart and my pills
Chesspnoi