I don't want to play pretend
Came over to my house for the weekend
The way you move
I think I'm gay and this is proof
I love your body
You're such a hottie
Cause I got a bad thought in my head
Want you laying next to me in my bed
You're so masculine
Love you but I'm told it's a sin
F*ck
I can't think straight
Pretty boy do you wanna date?
Your parents don't approve of the way we kiss
Can't believe a guy's got such nice hips and such pretty lips
I know, I know
They think this is wrong
But f*ck you, here's a gay song
Cause I got a bad thought in my head
Want you laying next to me in my bed
You're so masculine
Love you but I'm told it's a sin
F*ck
I can't think straight
Pretty boy do you wanna date?
Your parents don't approve of the way we kiss
Can't believe a guy's got such nice hips and such pretty lips
I know, I know, they think this is wrong
But f*ck you
Here's a gay song
I can't think straight
Pretty boy do you wanna date
Cause I got a bad thought in my head
Want you laying next to me in my bed
You're so masculine
Love you but I'm told it's a sin
F*ck
I can't think straight
Pretty boy do you wanna date
Do you wanna date
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
(That one!)