Break Out the Mashed Potato Video (MV)

Spastic gyrations of a graceless nature
Captivate the nation's hearts and minds
But the point was missed
In hyper-ballistic variations of the twist
And don't everbody have to know about this
Break out the mashed potato
And inflate the PE ratio
Well the running man claims that he can
Carry this dance floor across the land
And don't everbody have to know about this
Well here's the pitch
Liberate the macarena
Yeah prescription white dance Lorena
Take two bunny hops and a boogaloo
The electric slide will be a guide to you
And don't everbody have to know about this
Tape your wrists
Break out the mashed potato
In vice-presidential day-glo
Well my girl's got a goodyear halo
And I'm like buttermilk laced with Drano
And don't everbody have to know about this
Invite the crips
Break out the mashed potato
Break out the mashed potato
Yeah it's a triple-dog dare to say no
Yeah break out the mashed potato
Hey yo, hey yo
Break out the mashed potato