Shirley Trampled watches
All the little folk go by
With Lady Gaga's teeth
And Gwyneth Paltrow's eyes
Shuffling along in their own little sitcoms
A million miles away a trillion different atoms
And all she's living for is a holiday
Wish you weren't here
Welcome to your annual enslavement
Wish you weren't here
Beneath the beach another bloody pavement
Shirley Trampled wears
A sloganed t-shirt for the poor
Keep calm fill the fridge and
Keep on voting for class war
Pumping at her weight machine
Imagining the video
And two weeks in a dancefloor hell
Trying to catch chlamydia
All she's living for is a holiday
