If you didn't care what happened to me
And I didn't care for you
We would zigzag our way through the boredom and pain Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing
You know that I care
What happens to you
And I know that you care for me too
So I don't feel alone on the weight of the stone
Now that I've found somewhere safe to bury my bone
And any fool knows a dog needs a home
A shelter from pigs on the wing