My friend, I really got to tell you something
Your girlfriend is going out with me
She said: "well basically, it's all your fault"
It's like this, she's just not in love with you
My friend, I think that you'll agree on this one
She's hot and really good in bed
When she is ripping all my clothes off
I can't imagine she's sleeping with you
So I just write to let you know
Fast times with your girlfriend
Well actually, she's your ex
Last night, when you kissed her
We just had oral sex
My friend, don't take it too personally
There's more fish in the sea
And when you want to talk to someone
You can always count on me
Tonight I'm falling down
I know for sure
I'll be someone else - who's the one that's going in your pants
Lie to me - hold me down
Rise above and I'm good to go