[ Featuring Smash Mouth ]
Steve: Yo Rosie, what time is it?
Rosie: I do not know.
Steve: It's Christmas time girl!
'Music starting'
Rosie: Why don't you go shopping
You only need the two chestnuts (or something like that)
'Cause I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I broke my back on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I split ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me
[Chorus:]
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Suzy's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me
[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
We ain't gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
So you better be good the whole year through
'Cause if your not, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas
