My funny valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
They are unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Are you smart?
Don't change your hair for me
But if you care for me
Stay, stay my funny Valentine, stay
Each day is valentine's day