I met Paul McCartney at an LA afterparty
In a tux made by Armani, wondering what I'm doing here
We were 'bout to leave and our friend Greg
Asked if we'd like to meet him
No one would believe me except I swear my mom was there
One foot in front of the other
One foot in front of the other
They tell you don't meet your heroes
Now I'm shaking his hand
I don't know what I expected
Turns out he's just a man
Forgot to ask for a picture
So now nobody knows
That I met Paul McCartney, he was like Jesus but taller
Laying untied on my placard
He was messing with my collar and tie
Asked why I wore it this way, I told him it's a mistake
I changed it earlier today from a clip-on
They tell you don't meet your heroes
Now I'm shaking his hand
I don't know what I expected
Turns out he's just a man
Forgot to ask for a picture
So now nobody knows
That the reason I make music is my dad played "Let It Be"
On 45, but I just talked about the weather
He said, "I can't tie a bow tie"
I said, "Paul, neither can I"
Both our wives just rolled our eyes at how helpless we both can be
Guess I've got that going for me
One foot in front of the other
One foot in front of the other
Someone said, "Have fun in Fiji"
Turned and it was Dave Grohl
He was talking Survivor with Survivor's Jeff Probst
Asked Maren, "Where the hell are we?"
She said, "Who the hell knows?"
One foot in front of the other
One foot in front of the other
