Don't swear on your mom
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That it's the first drink that you've had in like a month
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No, don't say it was just
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An isolated incident that happened once
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There's no need to pretend
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I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend
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To something that looks better
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I'm stupid, but I'm clever
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Yeah, I can make a shitshow look a whole lot like forever and ever
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You don't have to lie to girls
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If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
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Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
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You don't have to lie to girls
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If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
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Don't I know it better than anyone else?
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All of your best excuses
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No, they don't stand a chance
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Against all the chances I give you
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Isn't ideal, but damn
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You don't even have to try
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Turn you into a good guy
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You don't have to lift a finger
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It's lucky for you I'm just like
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My mother (And my sisters)
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All my (All my friends)
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The girl outside the strip club getting her tarot cards read
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We love to read the cold, hard facts and swear they're incorrect
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We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest
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You don't have to lie to girls
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If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
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Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
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You don't have to lie to girls (Don't have)
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If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
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Don't I know it better than anyone else?
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Girls will cry and girls will lie and
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Girls will do it 'til they die for you
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They'll cry and girls will lie and
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Do it 'til the day they die for you (Ooh)
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Girls will cry and girls will lie and (Ooh)
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Girls will lose their goddamn minds for you (Oh)
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They'll cry and girls will lie and
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Do it 'til the day they die for you
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