You were so cute when
We first met
Nervous and drunk and
A bit pathetic
Maybe it's wrong to speak ill of the dead
But you're dead to me
And you're a dick
When you got annoying
I dealt with it
When I blew you and you brought up Foucault
What the f*ck is this?
And the day that you said that you loved me
And I didn't say it back
Hope you got through it
With your therapist
Oooh
I hope your parents are proud
Of their golden creation
I hope they're patting themselves on the back
For a man who tells women he loves
They exist for attention
I thought you were so kind
You've shown the other side
I don't wanna talk about you ever again
How unfortunate it's come to this
When I got to know you I
Thought you were the type to be
Kind even if you're pissed
It's really sad to see
It's really sad to be tricked
But ultimately
You turned out to be a dick
Yeah, I've seen your stories
Know that's what you hoped
That I'd feel really bad when the bad guy
Was you all along
And you barge into my home with thoughts
Like the moral police
Hahaha
Please
What a high horse
What a low bar
I don't care what you're told by your friends
Mine know what you are
I thought you were so kind
You've shown the other side
I don't wanna talk about you ever again
How unfortunate it's come to this
When I got to know you I
Thought you were the type to be
Kind even if you're pissed
It's really sad to see
It's really sad to be tricked
But ultimately
You turned out to be a dick
So many times you said you were sorry
What a thrill to be wanted again
And I'd head to Anniesland running
But you didn't want me
You just wanted
A girlfriend
I don't wanna talk about you ever again
How unfortunate it's come to this
When I got to know you I
Thought you were the type to be
Kind even if you're pissed
It's really sad to see
But here we are at the end
And I don't wanna walk about you ever again